You find a plate of waffles and a spoon in your entertainment center.
You have to help people out of your house because they can't work the child proof door knob covers.
Everything becomes a telephone, and you must be the one to have a conversation on it.
Holidays are way more fun.
The song stuck in your head is I'm all made of hinges/Oh where is my hairbrush/Alphabet Zoo.
You wake up from a nap because you hear your husband's voice, but it turns out it was just Sir Topham Hat. Cinders and ashes!
Toys EVERYWHERE. And can you say LAUNDRY?
The cord to your vacuum now has holes all over it from being run over.
Putting eggs in your shopping cart becomes a risky situation.
You have to buy the big box of Goldfish, and keep them in the closet (next to the confiscated toys) so they don't all get eaten all at one sitting/smashed into the carpet.
You find one sleeping in your bed.
(This was really funny... She was being sneaky one night. She sneaked out of bed and sat in the living room. I finally realized she was there when she turned on the music. I took her back to her bed. When I went to my room I found her there, fast asleep. She had even brought her own pillow and blanket. She turned a laundry basket upside down and slid it up to the bed to help her climb up.)
The word 'stylish' has a whole new meaning.
Your life shuts down from 12-3, because you cannot.disturb.naptime!
You are now encouraged to get yourself a treat and a sticker after you go to the bathroom.
You reach in your purse to get your wallet and end up with a binky/handful of cheerios/random toy/pair of tiny underwear.
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You know you have a toddler when you're on the edge of your seat waiting to find out if Elmo will find his blankey.
Watching Barney is an upgrade to just listening to his music in the car.
You find poop smeared all over a crib and never raise a brow but instead grab the odor remover and your rubber gloves...again.
You are no longer able to serve anything with ketchup that isn't strategically squeezed to form a heart, smiley face, sunshine, or someone's name. For a real thrill, you might make it look like a fish or something.
So I LOVE this Erin. :)
You hear swear words and laugh instead of scold. :) Linus exchanges his "j" sound for "d" so when he says "JAM" it's funny and even funnier when Rich asks what he wants on his roll and he says "Jam It" :)
Your daily meals consist of Mac n' cheese, spaghetti o's, chicken nuggets or corn dogs that your child doesn't want to eat and you don't want that food to go to waste.
(This is such a cute post. I hope you don't mind if I do something like it on my blog) ;)
LOl Oh I love these Erin, So true! some of mine are...
Your FHE nights include mention of Buzz and Walle. "When Jesus was on the earth..." "Walle is on the earth!"
Your daily routine must include a disney movie.
Everytime you hear a fire truck you MUST rush to the window to see it :)
This is so cute Erin! I loved the one about finding your wallet in your purse! :)
I forgot to add mine...
You know you have a toddler when you can't leave the grocery store with out a balloon!
I love the sticker and treat one when you go to the bathroom, Lucas is in that stage also.
You know you have a toddler when you know the theme songs for Curious George, Cat In The Hat, or any other PBS cartoon!
SO true and so cute Erin! Your Valentines were adorable.
You know you're a mom when the only writing tool you can find in your church bag is a crayon. :)
So I guess I misunderstood it.
You know you have a toddler when you are running late to everything because of the dreaded words, "I do it!"
Oh, this is hilarious. Especially since I read it while I was eating my very own bathroom treat!
And I just have to say..."Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
Yes. Get out of the car.
You have to sneak blankets into the wash as if you were robbing a bank. :)
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